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If it ain't chocolate, it ain't food!
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Well, here it is ladies, gentelmen...others(you know who you are..Kelsi) I finally made the stupid web page! Maybe this time, it will turn out not so bass ackwards! We can only hope! This page really has no purpose, it's just taking up space that could be used in a better way but I got it and you can't have it, ha ha ha ha ha! Dana is my name, and chocolate is my game! If you don't like it, then we won't leave the light on for ya! Now, I would like to give a public announcement: Hi Starr, Kelsi, Alicia, Ashley, Ashley, Robert, Matt, Brian, Bryan, Matt, Shayna, Lehrina, Amie, Crystal, Cassie, Billy, Bonnie, Michelle, Lacey, Jesse, Erika, Katie, Chloe, Megan, Bobby, Jordan, Jessica, Amanda, Adam, Katja, Erin, Lisa, Heather, Chelyse, Sarah, Cole, Brad Pitt, Summer, Courtney, Christina, Sarah, Cody, Matt, Adam and all the other million people that I forgot to name! The public announcement is now over, you can now continue to make fun of this web page.
Enjoy yourself and alwayz remember to wear sunscreen.
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Oh my gosh! A gorrilla! Ha! Ha! Made you look! It's only Ashley Saul! I bet all of you out there are so over joyed about me rambling on some more! I know I am! :o) Well, do any of you out there like Days of Our Lives? I knew you did! I love that show! Marlena and John finally got married! I could go on for hours! You want me to? Ok, I will! Actually, from the joy and excitement on all of your faces, I won't, just to see you suffer! Yes, as many have said, even a survey revealed, I am from the dark side. Darth Dana is what I have been named. I have a few other names too. Some include retard, retard queen, and Queen of the Universe(you can all bow down to me now. I won't go on, cause many of the other names are not appropriate for the younger viewers out there! Oh, guess what? I have invented a knew language! It's called retard. Only few, actually myself and Kelsi, know how to speak it. Here's a phraze, "poopinabag". Now, if you can tell me what that means, e-mail me. But if you can't, you don't have the gift and you have to go and sit in the toilet for as long as it takes for someone to flush. If you can manage to survive the swirly and toilet paper and all of the other stuff that comes out of that guy or girl who just ate the burrito, then your lucky. I'm giving you a fair warning though, if it is Ashley B who uses the crapper, then you are s.o.l. cause she uses six sheets.
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It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap!
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